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Muppet Wicker Man!

I hereby demand Muppet versions of all classic horror films.  Immediately.

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Twilight TOTALLY Invented Werewolves
According to a (hopefully fake) email sent in to a movie review  website by some tween fuckwit, Universal Studios should be ashamed for ripping off the whole  “werewolf” concept from the Twilight franchise.  Oh, and also for doing a  bad job of it and making the werewolf ugly, instead of totally dreamy  like the gay indian kid in Twilight.
I weep for our future.

Twilight TOTALLY Invented Werewolves

According to a (hopefully fake) email sent in to a movie review website by some tween fuckwit, Universal Studios should be ashamed for ripping off the whole “werewolf” concept from the Twilight franchise.  Oh, and also for doing a bad job of it and making the werewolf ugly, instead of totally dreamy like the gay indian kid in Twilight.

I weep for our future.

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Greenscreens are Everywhere

This gorgeously-produced clip shows reality vs what we see on TV.  I knew greenscreens (chromakey) are prevalent in film, but I didn’t realize just how prevalent they are on TV as well, even for seemingly mundane scenes.  It’s reasonable for explosions and other scenes that would be expensive or difficult to reproduce in real life, but it would appear they get used all the time even to show people just walking down the street.  Cool stuff.  (via Boingboing)

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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
This is why Steve Jobs can go right ahead and eat ALL the dicks.  (via Digg)

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple

This is why Steve Jobs can go right ahead and eat ALL the dicks.  (via Digg)

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Today's buzzword is "Synergy"

Now when I make a new post on http://chipandre.com, it (should) automatically update my twitter feed, which automatically updates my Facebook profile and Google Buzz.  Finally no more posting to three different places.  Lets see if this works…

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Happy corporate-mandated love day!

Happy corporate-mandated love day!

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Now look at this and this, and then this.  Our priorities are well and truly fucked.

Now look at this and this, and then this.  Our priorities are well and truly fucked.

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In an article that somehow does not contain the words “kook”, “loony” or “wackadoo”, ever reliable and not-at-all-biased Fox News reports that some people are afraid of a pink Ouija board.  Seriously.  In 2010, there are still people who think there are evil spirits trying to attack us through board games.
Everybody knows the evil spirits attack us through popular music and dancing.  That’s just science.  (via Boingboing)

In an article that somehow does not contain the words “kook”, “loony” or “wackadoo”, ever reliable and not-at-all-biased Fox News reports that some people are afraid of a pink Ouija board.  Seriously.  In 2010, there are still people who think there are evil spirits trying to attack us through board games.

Everybody knows the evil spirits attack us through popular music and dancing.  That’s just science.  (via Boingboing)

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All 50 states, ranked by religiousness, along with other statistics.  Now we all know that correlation does not equal causation, but damn.  (via Digg)

All 50 states, ranked by religiousness, along with other statistics.  Now we all know that correlation does not equal causation, but damn.  (via Digg)

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