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Mar 08

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Mar 06

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Feb 26

Twilight TOTALLY Invented Werewolves According to a (hopefully fake) email sent in to a movie review website by some tween fuckwit, Universal Studios should be ashamed for ripping off the whole “werewolf” concept from the Twilight franchise.  Oh, and also for doing a bad job of it and making the werewolf ugly, instead of totally dreamy like the gay indian kid in Twilight. I weep for our future.

Twilight TOTALLY Invented Werewolves

According to a (hopefully fake) email sent in to a movie review website by some tween fuckwit, Universal Studios should be ashamed for ripping off the whole “werewolf” concept from the Twilight franchise.  Oh, and also for doing a bad job of it and making the werewolf ugly, instead of totally dreamy like the gay indian kid in Twilight.

I weep for our future.

Feb 18

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Feb 17

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple This is why Steve Jobs can go right ahead and eat ALL the dicks.  (via Digg)

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple

This is why Steve Jobs can go right ahead and eat ALL the dicks.  (via Digg)

Feb 14

Today's buzzword is "Synergy"

Now when I make a new post on http://chipandre.com, it (should) automatically update my twitter feed, which automatically updates my Facebook profile and Google Buzz.  Finally no more posting to three different places.  Lets see if this works…

Feb 13

Happy corporate-mandated love day!

Happy corporate-mandated love day!

Feb 12

Now look at this and this, and then this.  Our priorities are well and truly fucked.

Now look at this and this, and then this.  Our priorities are well and truly fucked.

Feb 09

In an article that somehow does not contain the words “kook”, “loony” or “wackadoo”, ever reliable and not-at-all-biased Fox News reports that some people are afraid of a pink Ouija board.  Seriously.  In 2010, there are still people who think there are evil spirits trying to attack us through board games. Everybody knows the evil spirits attack us through popular music and dancing.  That’s just science.  (via Boingboing)

In an article that somehow does not contain the words “kook”, “loony” or “wackadoo”, ever reliable and not-at-all-biased Fox News reports that some people are afraid of a pink Ouija board.  Seriously.  In 2010, there are still people who think there are evil spirits trying to attack us through board games.

Everybody knows the evil spirits attack us through popular music and dancing.  That’s just science.  (via Boingboing)

Feb 01

All 50 states, ranked by religiousness, along with other statistics.  Now we all know that correlation does not equal causation, but damn.  (via Digg)

All 50 states, ranked by religiousness, along with other statistics.  Now we all know that correlation does not equal causation, but damn.  (via Digg)