Alternate headlines:

• Ding dong the witch is dead!

• Hell just got a little fatter.

• Prayers of a nation finally answered - Falwell dead.

I only hope they remember to cut off the head and burn the rest. You wouldn’t want him coming back…

For a really good laugh, check out the fake Campari ad that ran in Hustler magazine claiming Falwell lost his virginity to his mother - in an outhouse.  Classic.