Remember when action movies didn’t suck?  Back in the 80s, all you needed were some muscled-up, wise-cracking heroes, all the guns in the world, and one metric fuck-ton of explosions.  No over-done slow-mo camera tricks, no CGI, no reboot of a remake of a TV series based on a comic book, and no Michael “jackass” Bay dicking it all up.

The Expendables is bringing the awesome back to action movies.  I can’t wait.