OK, I haven’t posted anything in a while, but I’m making up for it with gratuitous sex and violence.  GTA IV comes out today and it looks like it’s jam packed with everything that makes GTA good.

In related news, deranged asshat Jack Thompson has donned his tinfoil lawyering hat and demanded that anybody who has even though about buying, selling, or being in the same room with GTA IV be hung from a fucking yardarm.  Lt. Caffey doesn’t think the navy still hangs people from yardarms, but that’s not stopping Jack “Won’t somebody please think of the children!?” Thompson.