It’s official, The Love Guru is the worst movie ever made.  No, I didn’t see it - I don’t hate myself enough to do that.  Instead I’m just going by every movie review site, blog, and message board post on the entire interwub.  Seriously, a Google search for the phrase “I enjoyed the Love Guru” nets only one hit.  It is a comment on a review that gives the movie a 3 out of 10, and I can only assume the commentor recently suffered severe head trauma.

If you are reading this post than I must assume you are a friend or a family member of mine, and as such I implore you to avoid this film.  No good can come of it.  (via Everywhere)