Happy Fathers’ Day!

Happy doomsday!

…or not.

Happy Easter!

Armchair activism?  Yes, but my chair is too damn comfy to get out of, so it’s this or nothing.

Merry Zombie X-Mas!

(via Boingboing)

According to my (admittedly poor) math, at some point this evening I will be One Billion seconds old.  If that’s not cake-worthy, I don’t know what is.

Happy birthday, Iraq war!  Seven great year of waste, fraud and abuse.  Sure, we may have pissed away close to a trillion dollars, lost nearly 5k American soldiers, and killed almost 100k civilians, but at least we got rid of all those WMDs, right?  I know I feel safer.  (via HuffPo)

Happy corporate-mandated love day!

Awesome christmas beatbox is awesome.

Happy Arthur’s Day!