Bill Maher is only good at one thing - being really condescending.  Luckily there’s one subject that deserves every bit of his condescension, and he really gives it the beans here.  I admit I hadn’t known that Mitt Romney had his outspoken-atheist father-in-law posthumously baptized, but it certainly doesn’t shock me.  Good on Maher for setting things right.

It’s official, I have a new favorite website: Fuck Your Dumb Baby

As the guy who always has to fix your computer, I can attest that every single word of this is true.

If Game of Thrones was a 16-bit RPG.  Dead-on-balls accurate (it’s a technical term).

At least with zombies, nobody gets all bent out of shape when you cave their head in with a shovel.  Do it to a baby and suddenly you’re the monster.

Jimmy Carr’s Most Offensive Jokes Bit

How desensitized am I that none of these would even crack the top ten for most offensive jokes I’ve ever heard?

(Source: youtube.com)

I want this to be the reason Lucas movies have sucked so much lately.  I really do.

Happy doomsday!

…or not.

What do angry clowns with mommy issues and teenage Canadian lesbians have in common?  This.

(Source: youtube.com)

There’s probably a word in German for something that is perfectly described by its title and requires no further explanation.  Whatever that word is, it would be accurately applied to White People Rapping Poorly.