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Merry Zombie X-Mas!

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Every word of this is true.

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Awesome bowl cut, indecipherable accent, wretched production quality, creepy obsession with VCRs, this video has it all.  I don’t know if this is “real” or some sort of Kaufman-esque comedy video, and I don’t care.  (via Engadget)

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This guy has a whole youtube channel full of Star Trek The Next Generation clips overdubbed with gibberish.  I could watch this shit all day.

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The good news:  This song makes fun of hipsters.

The bad news:  It will get stuck in your head and you’ll be humming it all damn day.

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If It’s Broke, Don’t Make It Worse
I found this pic via Stumbleupon, which is my new random infotainment delivery system now that digg has officially shit itself to death.

If It’s Broke, Don’t Make It Worse

I found this pic via Stumbleupon, which is my new random infotainment delivery system now that digg has officially shit itself to death.

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Flying Donkey Frightens Russian Sunbathers
No doubt Yakov Smirnoff would have something unfunny to say about parasailing donkeys in soviet Russia, but Russia is all capitalist now, so screw his worn out joke.  This donkey flies for the free market!
Seriously.  It was part of an advertising gimmick.

Flying Donkey Frightens Russian Sunbathers

No doubt Yakov Smirnoff would have something unfunny to say about parasailing donkeys in soviet Russia, but Russia is all capitalist now, so screw his worn out joke.  This donkey flies for the free market!

Seriously.  It was part of an advertising gimmick.

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Ever since Sense & Sensibility & Zombies, it has been apparent that gawdawefully dull Jane Austen books can actually be made interesting with the addition of a heaping helping of something awesome.  Jane Austen’s Fight Club seems to prove the theory.  Though to be fair, I’m not sure there is anything so boring that a little Fight Club wouldn’t make it watchable.

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Hehe.  It’s funny because “johnson” is a euphemism for wiener.

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Alt-text: “Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections for your July issue.  One, it’s spelled “echinacea”, and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham.”
I Have two small corrections for Randall: One, homeopathy’s primary tenant is that like cures like, so that to get pregnant homeopathically, you’d actually want highly-diluted morning-after pills.  Diluted semen would be a contraceptive.  And two, the other main tenant is that the more diluted it is, the stronger it is, so you’d actually want to water it down like 30,000 times, not just 30.
Yes folks, homeopathy is just that crazy.  (via XKCD)

Alt-text: “Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections for your July issue. One, it’s spelled “echinacea”, and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham.”

I Have two small corrections for Randall: One, homeopathy’s primary tenant is that like cures like, so that to get pregnant homeopathically, you’d actually want highly-diluted morning-after pills.  Diluted semen would be a contraceptive.  And two, the other main tenant is that the more diluted it is, the stronger it is, so you’d actually want to water it down like 30,000 times, not just 30.


Yes folks, homeopathy is just that crazy.  (via XKCD)

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