A Gory Peek at the Immanent Robot Uprising - The Carnivorous Clock

Apparently having never seen any sci-fi movies, scientists have come up with a way to power machines using a bacteria-filled fuel cell that generate electricity by “digesting” organic material.  Their first prototype device is a clock that is powered by catching and digesting insects, but an army of flesh-eating robots is certainly in the making.  (via Engadget)

“Yo dawg, I heard you like giant robo-beetle death machines, so we turned your Honda into a giant robo-beetle death machine so you can enslave humanity while you drive.”

OK, this isn’t actually some fucked up Japanese “Pimp My Mech” show, but it might as well be.  That dude seems awfully excited to find our new robot beetle overlord living in his shed.  (via Engadget)

When the human race is inevitably enslaved by evil robot overlords, I hope they’re robot overlords like this.

This fire-breathing robot dog is made entirely of scrap parts.  Scrap parts and the souls of the damned.  (via Digg)

Awwwww. (via Boingboing)

Terminator Sex Positions

Check the Gizmodo post for some more helpful hints on creative lovemaking from your buddy, the T-800.

Exactly how holding up a sign reading “Equal rights for robots” equates to “Disorderly conduct” eludes me, but it is Pennsylvania after all.  (via Boingboing)

And so begins the inevitable rise of the machines.