I finally got around to watching the 1st season of The Walking Dead.  I probably won’t be watching the 2nd season, and the image above is why.  That’s a google map of gun shops in the Atlanta area (where the show is supposed to take place).  Note that google only puts pins on the first 10 results and every one of those little pink dots is a store that sells guns.

Now I can deal with all the whining and petty human bullshit that infuses the show, but I cannot stomach how half a dozen guns in a duffel bag became one of the primary motivators for half the season.  It’s the south.  There are guns everywhere!  Break into any house and check the nightstand in the master bedroom - even odds there’s a gun in there.  Same goes for the glove compartment (or, FFS, the gun rack) of any random vehicle.  If you’re picky, just head to any of those pink dots and get your shopping spree on.

Sometimes I wish I could just shut my brain off and enjoy shows despite stupid shit like this, but I can’t.  I am cursed by my superior intellect.

At least with zombies, nobody gets all bent out of shape when you cave their head in with a shovel.  Do it to a baby and suddenly you’re the monster.

The first ever Cuban zombie film:  Juan of the Dead.  I love everything about this.

(Source: youtube.com)

Merry Zombie X-Mas!

(via Boingboing)

A useful graph in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Here’s hoping for more “Shaun of the Dead”, and less “Return of the Living Dead”. (via GraphJam)

Zombaritaville is, without question, the greatest zombie song parody blog on the internet.  It’s probably the only zombie song parody blog on the internet, but with lyrics this good, I can see why nobody else even tries to compete.

To the tune of “Blowin’ In The Wind” by Bob Dylan

Yes, n’ how many folks must cease to exist
Before it’s called a “killing spree”?
Yes, n’ how many years in this mall can we subsist
‘Til we’re forced by bikers to flee?
Yes, n’ how many towns must shamblers infest
Before they all turn to debris?
The zombies my friend, are rippin’ off your skin
The zombies are rippin’ off your skin

It is a thing of absolute beauty.  (via Boingboing)

This is exactly what it sounds like.  (Thanks Mike)

Zombie Food Pyramid

(via Neatorama)

Zibahkhana (Hell’s Ground) - Pakistan’s first gore film featuring zombie midgets. Full Trailer (via MondoMacabroUSA)

Zombie Last Supper via www.myconfinedspace.com by way of bOINGbOING